machine gun sue: I like the Motorola buttplug.

fudgie: My motorola buttplug is broken


Elisabeth: Thank you for calling Motorola, je suis Elisabeth, I own Canada, how can I help you?
Caller: My motorola is borken.
Elisabeth: What kind of Motorola do you have?
Caller: The kind that goes up your butt. To plug it.
Elisabeth: Motorola makes many fine anal products.
Caller: Yeah. Fine. Then why how come it don't work?
Elisabeth: Can you read me the product number please?
Caller: No
Elisabeth: Do you need to go to Costa Rica? Because I will send you there if you don't shape up.
Caller: I can't see the product number.
Elisabeth: Why not?
Caller: It's stuck in my ass. And nobody is home to pull it out.
Elisabeth: I quit.

Curtain.


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